Once upon a time, there was a software engineer who used to develop programs on his Pentium machine, sitting under a tree on the banks of a river. He used to earn his bread by selling those ....
WHITE WOMEN:First date:You get to kiss her goodnight.Second date:You get to grope all over and make out a bit.Third date:You get to have sex but on....
Bache k saathAt a dance party,Boy: will u dance with me?Girl: main bache k saath nahi nachti.Boy: so sorry! Mujhe pata nahi tha k aap pregnant hain.~~~~~~~~~