There
is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by
hand.
This virus is called Worm-Overload-Recreational-Killer (WORK).
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or anyone else
via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life
completely.
Should you come into contact with WORK, put your jacket on and take two
good friends to the nearest bar. Purchase the antidote known as
Work-Isolator-Neutralizer-Extractor
(WINE)
or
Bothersome-Employer-Eliminator-Rebooter
(BEER).
Take the antidote
repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system. |
