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  • I really deeply wish tat u r here with me in my room. on my bed&lights is off & we get under the cover together.. 2 show u my glow in the dark watch.
 
  • Can v do romance in the midnigh 2day? I'm in a gud mood:) Just a little bit of kissing n bitin!! Reply me soon, urs Loving Mosquito
 
  • teri sula ke lu?
    ya bitha ke lu?
    ya tujhe karu khada
    ya fir teri juka-jukake lu?
    ab tu hi bata
    ki mein teri...
    photo kaise lu.
 
  • Let me kiss ur lips, let me feel ur teeth, let me feel ur tongue.SMILE!This is ur friend "PEPSODENT" reminding you to brush ur teeth,Twice a day Everyday :)

  • Ek bar karo na plz..
    kisi ko pata nahi chalega..
    plz karo naaa........
    muje acha lage ga...
    ek bar hamari dosti ki khatri
    kar do na plzz...
    ek pyara sa SMS!!!
  • us ne kaha or dabao ,,,,, main dabaya ,,, us ne kaha or dabao ,, main ne or dabaya ,,,us ne kaha baniyan nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya ,,, us ne kaha paint bhi nikal do phir dabao ,,,, main ne phir dabaya dekha ho gya na suit case band :
  • I want to [no swearing please] you... lick you... wanna move my tongue all over you...wanna feel you in my mouth...yep, tat's how u...eat an ice cream!
  • pahlay hat ma lo
    phir mon mal lo
    phir tokh laghao
    phir sidha karoo
    phir sorakh ma daloo
    uf
    kithna muskhil ha soi ma dagha dalna
 
  • In a bath room, a boy touches a girl everywhere!
    You Know whose that boy?
    Stupid It's Lifeboy Soap!
    Dirty people always tink dirty.
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Judge : Why do u want divorce?
Banta : She doesn't satisfy me in bed!
Preeto
(Wife) : Tu yahan ka collector laga hai? Sari colony khush hai, ik teri agg  nahin bujati.

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 *He took me from a bar. He took me in his car. He took my top off. He puts his lips on mine, but don't worry: I'm a bottle of wine!

*Ques. What is the difference between a pregnant woman and a light bulb?

Ans. U can unscrew a light bulb.

*How do u teach a blonde maths?
U subtract her chlothes
Devide her legs
And square root her.
 By : Sanjeev verma on May 11, 2007 05:27 am
 Punjabi kahan hai yaar...................
 By : roonny on May 15, 2007 03:15 am
 no comment
 By : jittu on Sep 13, 2007 02:36 am
 Ek dum mast double meaning jokes hain. maza aa gya!!
 By : Vijay on Oct 02, 2007 02:41 pm
 Some more double meaning jokes, enjoy !!


Pehle gale se lagao, Phir kiss karo... Phir bed pe litao, Phir uske legs uthao.. Agar bachhe ne susu kar dia, to pamper badlo

Barsaat ki raat, ek ladki bheege badan, bheege hoath, bheege baal,
Use dekh ke laga, laga.............kal ye pakke bimar hogi.

I luv the way it rubs aganst the soft pink flesh creating creamy fomy liquid, as it trust in and out up & down, cant wait till nxt time my toothBrush






 By : Sai Kumar on Nov 27, 2007 12:16 pm
 Try these jokes which have double meaning :-)

#

Touch it gently ..
Put ur finger inside..
If hole is big put three fingers....
Rub it up & down gently...
.........................................that's the right way of
washing the glass !!!!!
#

why did Miss Rosemary changed her name after marrying Mr. Lele ?
B'coz she did not want her to be called as " ROZ MERI
LELE..... "
#

What is the similarity between a PENIS and a IODEX ?
...."andar tak jaaye, garmahat laaye, aaraam dilaye...."
#

Girls says LADKAY 'TUNG' KARTE HAIN.
Boys says THIS IS BLAME ON US, HUM TO 'KHULLI' KARTE
HAIN.......!
#

Teacher saw PENIS written on the Blackboard, she rubs it off..
Next day, it was written bigger ,she rubs it again .
Next day it was written: MORE U RUB , LARGER IT GROW.....
 By : Nilesh on Nov 30, 2007 02:04 am
 Double meaning sher (joke) :

Arz kiya hai.. College se nikalte hi kitab sine se
laga leti ho! Hum kya mar gaye jo khud hi dabaa leti
ho!!
 By : Rahul on Dec 01, 2007 09:57 pm
 veryyy...... nice collection from all d users...

keep it up
 By : Fortune on May 07, 2008 02:22 am
 very nice
 By : yasir on May 26, 2008 09:11 am
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 By : Syed Anwar Mehmood, Former Secretary Information, Government of Pakistan on Dec 28, 2008 12:34 am
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 By : harish on Jan 13, 2009 05:53 am
 i like non veg jokes, ur site is amazing
 By : santutheonlyone on Apr 03, 2009 02:53 pm
 U people r terrific yaar, some 1 liner of ur page can realy drive any1 crazy.
 By : Maedy on Sep 15, 2009 04:07 pm
 Sardar: Dad, Maine biwi ko sms kiya tha ki main raat ko aayunga, Raat ko jab ghar gaya to wo kisi aur k sath bistar par (???) kar rahi thi
Dad: Puttar dil chhota na kar SMS nahi mila hoga
 By : Lucky vashisht on Dec 06, 2009 04:20 am
 awsome jokes man!!!!!best sms i hve ever read on internet.......keep it up u all guyz....thanxxx
 By : Tarun on Dec 06, 2009 12:53 pm
 I like non-veg and double meaning joke
 By : sana on Dec 18, 2009 06:02 am
 kuch log rat ko ek baar karte hai ,
kuch log 2 ya 3 baar karte hai,
kech log sari ki sari raat karte hai,
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 By : Sandip Suthar on Jan 29, 2010 04:30 am
 aaj kal ki ladkiya bohat khatarnak hai,
xerox ki dukan par jaati hai ,
aur kehti hai jaldi hai jara aage piche kar do please .........




Duniya me Sabse bahadur Aadmi koun hai ?


baatavo ......


simple Rickshaw Driver

kyoki wo kisi bhi aurat ko kehta hai AANA HAI!
 By : Sandip Suthar (sabarkantha) on Jan 29, 2010 04:35 am
 arze hai .....

PHOOL KHILTE HAI KANTO KE BEECH ,

JARA DHYAN SE.......

UPERWALE NE KYA CHIZE BANAYEE DO TANGO KE BEECH.
 By : Gaurang bhai Shah (A'BAD) on Jan 29, 2010 04:38 am
 WO KYA DIN THE JAB TUMHE LOG
KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE.

PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO
TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE.
 By : VIPUL MISTRI on Jan 29, 2010 04:41 am
 



DUNIYA ME SIRF POSTMAN HI KYO HAI ...
POST WOMAN KYO NAHI...
KYOKI
WO DELEVERY KARNE ME 8 SE 9 MAHINE LAGATI HAI.

 By : Bharat Thakor (vastrapur) on Jan 29, 2010 04:43 am
 great jokes
 By : payal on Feb 10, 2010 12:13 pm
 very ineteresting jokes,
 By : baljinder singh on May 14, 2010 05:11 am
 very good double meaning jokes i like it
 By : pawan on Jun 21, 2010 02:58 pm
 WO KYA DIN THE JAB TUMHE LOG
KISS PE KISS KIYA KARTE THE.

PAR TUMHARI PHOOTI KISMAT TO DEKHO
TAB TUM HUGGIGE PEHNA KARTE THE.
 By : naveed on Aug 07, 2010 09:26 am
 Kehtay hain aurat k hath mein barkat hoti hai
Bilkul sahi hai! Q k agar us k hath mein 2 inch ki cheez pakra dein to
6 inch ki kar deti hai
Jaisay..
.
.
.
.
.
"Chapaati"
Think positive yar
 By : naveed on Aug 07, 2010 09:31 am
 Phulon se khoobsurat koi nai
Sagar se gahara koi nahi
Aab aapki kya tarif karu
Dost me aap jaisa
Nalayak koi nai
 By : naveed on Aug 07, 2010 09:31 am
 5 inch ki jagha 7 inch kaa
pehle se mota or xtra lambaa
jo aap ko day pehlay se ziada maza
sakun aur aram ki zamanat
master kaa
molti foam
 By : naveed on Aug 07, 2010 09:33 am
 In 1 year, 12 months, 365 days & nights,
8760 hours,
52560 min,
3153600 sec,
sirf aap ko hi yaad kia.
Aur sirf 2 mins lagay
is jhoot ko type kernay mein
 By : naveed on Aug 07, 2010 09:35 am
 A Beautiful Girl Goes To Professior Room

And

Say : I'll Do AnyThing To Pass In The Exams. . . .




&
Professor Says:


NOW OPEN YOUR








Books & Study. . . . ;->
 By : naveed on Aug 07, 2010 09:37 am
 LIFE ME KITNI BHI BADI PROBLEM AYE BUS 1 BAR APNE GAAND PE HATH RAKHNA OR KEHNA "ALL IS WELL" KYOKI PROBLEM ME SALE SABSE PEHLE GAND HI PHATI HAI..... 09711344474 YAR PLS SEND GOOD JOKES AT MY NO.
 By : Ravi Jha on Sep 04, 2010 04:36 am
 LIFE ME KITNI BHI BADI PROBLEM AYE BUS 1 BAR APNE GAAND PE HATH RAKHNA OR KEHNA "ALL IS WELL" KYOKI PROBLEM ME SALE SABSE PEHLE GAND HI PHATI HAI..... 09711344474 YAR PLS SEND GOOD JOKES AT MY NO.
 By : Ravi Jha on Sep 04, 2010 04:36 am
 I LOVE VEG SMS
 By : ASHWANI on Nov 12, 2010 02:18 am
 RAM NE KAHA SITA SE AISA DIN AYEGA COMPUTER SE BACHE HONGE LAND KHARA REH GAYEGA...............
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 By : ASH on Nov 12, 2010 02:21 am
 vir ji msg te bahut hi change ne
 By : sidhu on Dec 10, 2010 08:17 am
 i love jokes
 By : j.kalaiselvi on Feb 08, 2011 03:56 am
 i love your jokes please sent more
 By : sushank on Feb 12, 2011 06:09 am
 vir ji tusi tuhade joke bahut change hun
 By : gurnoor on Feb 12, 2011 06:13 am
 guys!!i like your jokes too much ...
 By : smile on Feb 17, 2011 04:59 am
 nice ones
 By : eblow on Feb 25, 2011 01:57 pm
 Ohne kadi 60 nahi si dekhe.....asi 120 da recharge karvaiya,sutt paye nahi jachde si asi puma da top daviya ,galla kar vadiya aaj sanu good bye keh gayi,yaar hakke-bakke reh gaye,jaddo sade bullet to uttar ke skoda wale naali beh gayi,saali ne sorry ta ke karni si jandi-jandi kutta-kamina keh gaye kehdi aaj to bad teri-meri tutti fer ke si ohde ashiq de sahmne lambi pa ke kutti............. PRINCE GALIB
 By : PRINCE GALIB on Mar 27, 2011 01:29 am
 Lucky vashisht ki bhen ki c-h-u-t r-a-n-d-i ki aulad saala.
 By : Lucky vashisht on Apr 15, 2011 04:42 pm
 Girl:jab tume meri yad ati hai to tum kya karte ho............. Boy:mai tumhari favorite ice cream kha leti hu aur tum? Girl:mai GOLD FLAKE pi leti hu.........
 By : PRINCE GALIB on Apr 17, 2011 03:19 am
 Hum roz massege kyun bhejte hai? Masti ke liye? NO time pass ? NO Hum ye massege apne desh k liye karte hai kyunki,agar padhega india tabhi to badhega india......
 By : PRINCE GALIB on Apr 17, 2011 03:39 am
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 By : anil rana on May 17, 2011 06:29 am
 Lady to santa on bas stop sir time kya hua hai
santa- bra panty
lady slapped santa on his face
santa - madam chaped kyn mari time thek toh bataya hai 12:35
send funny jokes on my number 9041674461
 By : Manminder singh on Jul 18, 2011 12:18 am
 American fart nd says- excuse me
britishers fart nd says - pardon me
japanese fart nd says -
forgive me
indian fard nd says - not me
 By : Manminder on Jul 18, 2011 12:29 am
 Gjm.jgt.wgd.amj.dj.wm.d.jg.tjmg.mg.tm.mjg.t.d.m.ad.md.d.dm.mj.m.j ......chuha sara joke kha giya
 By : PRINCE GALIB on Aug 20, 2011 05:56 am
 ma di lun sareya di tuhadi di
 By : Mola on Sep 08, 2011 06:31 am
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 By : 12345 on Sep 23, 2011 12:51 am
 Mola di maa [no swearing please] inne bandiya ne mari 12345678901234647315634193465183456183645184615837415857431313615614316413151396475451431494245464318431421464346489542580061343148434534541344348424344354341346434643434644336664241361484134564131494314561434541348434434543414134584736478463448364424543456434584346345436464543463484347647345473469434834434643453419464643434483434343373465435434563434134364134254134156434564345143434643456434333433434343345
 By : 12345 on Sep 23, 2011 12:53 am
 Funny jokes...... Nice....... 9888706980 (Preeti Bhangu MANDI GOBINDGARH(PUNJAB))
 By : Preety Bhangu on Jan 24, 2012 02:44 pm
 Everything is easy..
When You are Busy..
But
Nothing is Easy..
When You are Lazy....
 By : sameer on Mar 30, 2012 02:38 am
 Na msg Na Phot
Na Picture na Tone
Aur bante Phirte ho DON
Jab Diya tha number

to Kehte the Roz karenge Phone
Ab Kehte Ho
"" HUM APKE HAIN KAUN""
 By : Sameer Mithani on Mar 30, 2012 02:41 am
 REAL FACT.......
Jiske sath aap Has Sakte hain. Uske sath aap pura 1 din bita sakte ho...
but .........

Jiske sath aap Ro sakte ho
Usike sath aap Puri ZINDAGI bita sakte ho....
 By : SAMEER MITHANI on Mar 30, 2012 02:43 am
 Wife : Me Marne Ja Rahi Hoon..
Husband : Ye Lo Dairy Milk
Wife : Q
Husband : Kahete Hain Koi Bhi SHUBH KAAM karne se Pahele Kucch MEETHA Kha lena Chahiye..
Kaam ACCHHA Hota Hain....
 By : sameer mithani on Mar 30, 2012 02:45 am
 bakwas punjabi ek bhi nahiiiiiii
 By : Subhash Chand on Oct 02, 2012 12:24 am
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