Here
is a funny take on the awesome scene from Sholay in which Amitabh
Bachchan goes to Hema Malini s Mausi for Dharmendra s sake.
After
giving up "goondagiri", Veeru has now joined an Indian body shopper and
has become a Computer Consultant. Jay goes to Mausi for "Basanti kaa
haath mangane"..........
MAUSI:
Bura nahin maanna beta, itna to poochna hi padtha hai ki ladke ka
khandaan kya hai, uske lakshan kaise hain, kamaata kitna hai, US me
masters kiya he...
AMITABH:
kamaane ka to ye hai mausi, ki ek baar biwi baccho ki jimmewari sar pe
aa gai, to consultant ka kaam [how wude!] kar regular employee hoga aur phir
kamaane bhi lagega.
MAUSI: to kya abhi kucch bhi nahin kamaata?
AMITABH:
nai, nai, ye maine kab kahaa mausi. kamaata hai lekin, ab roj roj to
client mil nahi sakta na, kabhi kabhi "BENCH" per baith jaata hai
bechara.
MAUSI: BENCH pe bhi aana jana hai?
AMITABH:
haan mausi, ab ye kambakht Computer Consultancy cheej hi aisi hai. Aur
bench par to bade bade log jeseke Bill Gates, Andrew Grove, Larry
Ellison bhi betha karte the.
MAUSI: to kya programmer hai?
AMITABH:
chee, chi, chi, chee, chee! wo aur programmer? NAA! NAA!! wo to bahut
hi acchhaa aur nek ladka hai, lekin waise ek baar kisi desi body
shopper ke haat lag jaye na phir language/RDBMS/QA ka kahaan hosh rahta hai! haath pakad ke IDMS ya QA karvaane bithadiya desi ne, ab isme bechaare Veeru ka kya dosh.
MAUSI: theek kahte ho beta, programmer woh, DBA woh, DESI ke paas kaam karta hai woh, lekin uska koi dosh nahin.
AMITABH:
mausi aap to mere dost ko galat samajh rahen hai, wo to itna seedha aur
bhola hai, arey Basanti se uski shaadi kar ke to dekhiye, ye
programming, DBA aur client ke paas jane ki aadat to do din main chhoot
jayegi.
MAUSI:
arey beta is budhiya ko samjha rahe ho! apne COMPUTER CONSULTANTS ko
[how wude!] dene ki aadat kisi body shopper ki chhooti hai aaj tak?
AMITABH:
mausi aap Veeru ko nahin jaanti, biswaas kijiye wo is tarah ka insaan
nahin hai. ek baar shaadi ho gai to wo PAGER bhi rakhna band kar dega,
bas PROGRAMMING apne aap chhoot jayegi.
MAUSI: hai raam, bas yehi ek kami baaki rah gai thi, to kya PAGER bhi rakhta hai?
AMITABH: to usme kaun si buri baat hai mausi, arey PAGER to PRESIDENT,VP, CEO aur unchey-unchey log rakhte hai haan.
MAUSI: accha! to beta ye bhi batate jaao ki tumhare ye gunwaan dost assal me kis company ke employee hai?
AMITABH: bas mausi, hum trace kar rahe hai, original HI milte hi company ka pata chal jayega aur hum aapko khabar de denge.
MAUSI:
ek baat ki daad dungi beta, bhale sow buraiyaan hon tumhare dost main,
phir bhi tumhare muh se uske liye tareef hi nikalti hai.
AMITABH: kya karoon mausi, hum body shoppers log hi kucch aise hai. to ye rista pakka samjhoon.
MAUSI:
pakka! bhale saari jindagi ladki kuwaari baithi rahe,lekin aise aadmi
se Basanti ko nahin byahne waali, sagi mausi hoon koi sauteli maan
nahin.
AMITABH: ajeeeeb baaat hai, mere itne samjhaane par bhi aapne inkaar kar diya, bechaara Veeru, na jaane ab agla client kaha milega!!
Your effort is good but IT word is less used in your all conversation with Amitabh & Mausi.